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17

Sep

went to my geology lecture this morning,

GEO150 Moons and Planets.  freaking useless.

The professor said he was going to reward us for attending the day’s lecture by going over our upcoming assignment of a set of problems.  Going over them actually just turned out to mean he read each question slowly and then would say something to the effect of “you guys should know how to do this, just think about it ok.”

Too bad it’s all about parsecs and finding the parallax of ancient stars in order to determine precession.  Oh let me just think about that for a little while yeahokay.

Then on to the lecture.  He spent almost 10 minutes telling us about how the astronomer Tycho Brahe died of a urinary tract infection because he didn’t want to be rude at a state dinner and get up to use the bathroom and held it literally all night.

So this is what I learned in college today:  when you have to piss you should probably just go piss!